"Mom, it's funny that girls hide their ears and they stick out on boys."
"Remember that time we went to the gas station and saw the lady with a mustache" (I actually don't remember that)
Mom: "John, are you ready to have a new brother or sister?"
Annie: "Yeah, we're having a baby contest."
Mom: "What...a contest?"
Annie: "Yes, we are having a contest at our house, a contest to see if we have a girl or a boy."
Long Silence
Annie: "Are we going to keep that baby?"
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